It’s kinda fun to look and see what search terms have brought people to this website. Many times there are questions, as search engines are like a new version of the Magic Eight Ball, where people go to divine answers.
I like to say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, even though by saying it you’re taking the high road on others, who, like you, understand that there are many stupid questions..
So without further babbleage, here is a brief google-Q&A:
Q (search terms): “suggestions for pistols that would be best for shtf situations”?
A: I would suggest a Hechler & Koch UMP (Universal Machine Pistol) 45 as the best pistol for a SHTF situation.
Q: “how did a peacock get into a burger king parking lot in new york?”
A: This is referring to the vampire peacock, which was rightly disposed of by a an anti-vampire vigilante with a bat earlier this Summer. Good question, actually the UN had peacocks airdropped over their headquarters in Manhattan but they missed and wound up on Staten Island.
Q: “how many guns for shtf?”
A: It sounds like you’re asking how many guns one should have for a SHTF situation. Excellent question. The GIN rule, which I risk my stature in the GIN sharing this knowledge with you, is “enough guns to fit in a wheelbarrow”. The wheel barrow that I have is a Toyota Tacoma. And by the way, you need ammo in your wheelbarrow as well.
Q: “buying stolen stuff islam”?
A: If you have to ask, it’s probably wrong. But the real answer is, if you’re a man it’s ok. Women in Islamic countries who purchase stolen goods are tied up in burlap sacks and thrown into rivers for immodesty.
Q: “can i build a gun range in my house?”
A: Yes, you can. In fact, when you’re done with yours, stop by and we can get started on mine.
Q: “focus on the family security parking lot?”
A: What are you, an anti-family terrorist?
Q: “predictions for being rich?”
A: You’re never going to be rich.
Q: “why are people supporting mike vick?”
A: To piss people like you off.
Q: “prime u.s. targets for summer spectacular?”
A: I don’t have any specific information, as the terrorists don’t usually post their plans in advance. But I’d say I wouldn’t want to be in the following cities this Summer: Raton, New Mexico; Pandale, TX; Carrington, North Dakota; or Ackerman, Mississippi. Not that they’re at risk for a terror attack. I just wouldn’t want to be there.
I hope this helps.
G.I.N. President & CEO
July 28th, 2007
You can never have too many HPDs, and Rev Ev of the GIN thinks that a wheelbarrow is enough. Rev Ev also wanted me to add that TWO wheelbarrows are necessary. One for HPDs, the other for ammo.
In my case, I would prefer a full-size SUV as my HPD wheelbarrow, and a full-size pickup for my ammo wheelbarrow.