Answering Your Googled Questions?!?

It’s kinda fun to look and see what search terms have brought people to this website.  Many times there are questions, as search engines are like a new version of the Magic Eight Ball, where people go to divine answers. 

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I like to say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, even though by saying it you’re taking the high road on others, who, like you, understand that there are many stupid questions..

So without further babbleage, here is a brief google-Q&A:

Q (search terms): “suggestions for pistols that would be best for shtf situations”?

A:  I would suggest a Hechler & Koch UMP (Universal Machine Pistol) 45 as the best pistol for a SHTF situation. 

Get yourself one of these...

Q:  “how did a peacock get into a burger king parking lot in new york?”

A:  This is referring to the vampire peacock, which was rightly disposed of by a an anti-vampire vigilante with a bat earlier this Summer.  Good question, actually the UN had peacocks airdropped over their headquarters in Manhattan but they missed and wound up on Staten Island.

Q:  “how many guns for shtf?”

A:  It sounds like you’re asking how many guns one should have for a SHTF situation.  Excellent question.  The GIN rule, which I risk my stature in the GIN sharing this knowledge with you, is “enough guns to fit in a wheelbarrow”. The wheel barrow that I have is a Toyota Tacoma.  And by the way, you need ammo in your wheelbarrow as well.

Q:  “buying stolen stuff islam”?

A:  If you have to ask, it’s probably wrong. But the real answer is, if you’re a man it’s ok.  Women in Islamic countries who purchase stolen goods are tied up in burlap sacks and thrown into rivers for immodesty.

Q:  “can i build a gun range in my house?”

A:  Yes, you can.  In fact, when you’re done with yours, stop by and we can get started on mine.

Q:  “focus on the family security parking lot?”

A:  What are you, an anti-family terrorist?

Q:  “predictions for being rich?”

A:  You’re never going to be rich. 

Q:  “why are people supporting mike vick?”

A:  To piss people like you off.

Q:  “prime u.s. targets for summer spectacular?”

A:  I don’t have any specific information, as the terrorists don’t usually post their plans in advance.  But I’d say I wouldn’t want to be in the following cities this Summer:  Raton, New Mexico; Pandale, TX; Carrington, North Dakota; or Ackerman, Mississippi.  Not that they’re at risk for a terror attack.  I just wouldn’t want to be there.

I hope this helps.

  • G.I.N. President & CEO

    July 28th, 2007

    You can never have too many HPDs, and Rev Ev of the GIN thinks that a wheelbarrow is enough. Rev Ev also wanted me to add that TWO wheelbarrows are necessary. One for HPDs, the other for ammo.

    In my case, I would prefer a full-size SUV as my HPD wheelbarrow, and a full-size pickup for my ammo wheelbarrow.

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