When Peaceniks Attack!
I was visiting Michelle Malkin today and noticed a headliner (link) about some violent peace protests, only to find out that our friend, local blogger and dedicated Victory supporter Skye of Midnight Blue got an unpleasant taste of the Chester County Peace Movement (link), here in West Chester, PA. I was probably packing my range bag as it happened.
While I find that the Glock 19 is a fine weapon for someone to rid themselves of such zombies with a delicate touch(*though official GIN doctrine is to protect oneself with a caliber starting in .4, a tofu-eating bunny loving hippie zombie can likely be taken with a 9 mm round), Ms. Skye may find that a lethal weapon isn’t the weapon of choice to respond to a slap. Why send the dhimmitude-seeker to hell when you can let them suffer their miserable life here in their self-loathing?
So tonight I wanted to discuss some non-lethal options for your interaction with violent pacifists (or paci-open-palms, as it were). First up, a little something for the ladies (link):
Oh, Stop! Get your mind out of the gutter! It’s a taser stun gun, which the peaceniks’ political brethren seek to deprive you of, but is effective. If the price on the taser is shocking for you, places like cheaperthandirt.com carry more affordable versions, for as little as 10% of the price of the taser. Like this 500,000V pen stun gun (link), which are subtle enough that by the time the stoned hippie clown gets “don’t tase me” out of his mouth, he’ll be on the ground.
If you choose to go the pepper spray route, I’d highly recommend the 13 oz “Home Defense Fogger” Pepper Spray. (link) If you go this route, you must be prepared for a little dose of pepper yourself. Also, if you have a dry chemical type fire extinguisher in your home, this is a corrosive material and a good option if the peace-zombies follow you to your house but their bodies are not close enough to fall inside the threshold.
Anyway, hopefully Skye will be careful because these clowns lack integrity, and you can see by many of their eyes that they’re not well. If they’ll slap you when people are looking, think about what they might do when they think nobody’s looking…
BadIdeaGuy on March 24th 2008 in PC World, Unpopular Causes

G.I.N. President and CEO responded on 24 Mar 2008 at 10:33 pm #
Since my state won’t let me carry a Glock 19…err… Model 20, I’ll just have to use my two “guns” on each side of my torso - oooooh yeah, giggity giggity.
As for Skye, I’m sure Mr. H of the GIN is thoroughly upset - rumor has it he’s heading south right now with his plinker in order to protect his bounty!
G.I.N. President and CEO responded on 24 Mar 2008 at 10:34 pm #
Oh, and may I recommend something a little more politically correct? Perhaps a fine Doberman. Or if you don’t mind hair or drooling, a German Shepard or Rottweiler always do well to ward off evil peaceniks.
G.I.N. President and CEO responded on 24 Mar 2008 at 10:35 pm #
“Don’t taze me bro!”